Dear Google,

In case you don't know, I just wanted to tell you that the academics of the world are in love with you right now, thanks to the efficiency of your 'advanced search' function.

There's a buzz in the universities about the way that it allows academics to find sources which students have taken from the web and incorporated in their courseworks without acknowledgement.

The dons are delighted that one type of plagiarism is now very easy to detect. I don't suppose you can add a 'search print only' option, can you?

;-)