Gulp.

So John Major had an affair for four years with Edwina Currie. We all saw that one coming, didn't we? Not.

I can't decide what's funniest. The whole idea? Mary Archer's bitchy comment? No, my vote goes for Major's statement that Norma has forgiven him. This calls for the famous 'two-positives-can-make-a-negative' utterance: yeh, right.

B-)