Top piece by Simon Hoggart today. It's hard to pick one bit to quote at you cos it's all so funny. But here's one little extract:

Another [Tory MP] said, 'That bastard was the most disloyal bastard of all the bastards John Major had to cope with. And do you know why? Because he's a bastard!'

'Come off the fence and tell me what you really think!' I wanted to cry.

B-))