Our cat flap's broken which we think is the reason why the cat's peeing everywhere. This is apparently how cats tell you they're pissed off.

So today I've just finished laying out all the stuff I'm packing for my trip on the bed when she decides to express herself on my Belle and Sebastian CD. I'm praying there hasn't been any trickle-down. Three days in a hotel room with the smell of cat wee is not my idea of a nice change. Luckily, I have discovered the antidote.

Why can't she just learn to talk about things like other people?

B-(