October 2005 Archives

meet shane black

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Went to my first ever London Film Festival event with Dug on Friday evening, a screening of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the first film directed by Shane Black. He's a very significant Hollywood writer, having written films like Lethal Weapon and The Long Kiss Goodnight. He was Hollywood's (i.e. everywhere's) highest-paid screenwriter at one point and is credited with having changed the way studios deal with writers when he accepted gazillions of dollars for one of his scripts. He was there to introduce it and there was a Q&A with him at the end. We were right at the back but we didn't mind so much when the people next to us were asked to swap for seats nearer the front as the director didn't want to disturb people at the front when he slipped off to get ready for the Q&A. He must have enjoyed sitting there surrounded by people who were laughing very loudly at the film he made (yes, they were meant to be laughing).

The film was really good and full of jokes about grammaticality, ambiguity, etc. I can't really use examples from the film, though, until I can count on a fair number of people having seen it.

To make sure we got enough of him, we also went to a screen talk with him yesterday. He was a really good conversationalist with some good insights into the writing process and a bit less insight into directing which, he says, is 'a snap'. The best thing was the sense that he was relaxed about telling you what he really thought. If he thought a certain director's films should all be ritually burned and never mentioned again, he was happy to say so.

Just to complete the story of my weekend, I went from the screen talk to a couple of computer stores and a guitar shop before having my pedal fall apart on the way home. I had to head back to Camden to get the bike fixed today and will have to head back to the computer shop again soon as the memory I bought turns out not to be the right kind. Meanwhile, my watch has fallen apart and the catflap has been smashed by some desperate creature breaking out at speed. And something bad happened to my front thigh muscle (I know there's a technical name but anyway) during football warmup on Friday. Thank goodness Ohna, Apoa and Kiloh have come back so they can share in all of this kind of thing again.

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Forbes and e-julie

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David Ewalt is doing a great job of publicising the excellent resources on language and communication at Forbes

I finally got round to posting about it on London Language today and found Mai had beaten me to it. I then discovered that the language nerds of the world are all linking to it.

One Forbers linker is The Language Legend This is an excellent resource mainly aimed at A Level English language students. I was shocked on Wednesday to discover that I had just met e-julie, the person responsible for it, but not realised that that's who she was. Could be a useful example for the sense-reference distinction (will make a nice change from Venus, the morning star and Ortcutt).

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We laughed a lot when Simon Singh appeared on HIGNFY

He objected to the inaccuracy in the second verse of her song Nine Million Bicycles, which goes:

We are 12 billion light-years from the edge, That's a guess, No one can ever say it's true, But I know that I will always be with you

and wrote new lyrics which go:

We are 13.7 billion light-years from the edge of the observable universe, That's a good estimate with well-defined error bars, Scientists say it's true, but acknowledge that it may be refined, And with the available information, I predict that I will always be with you

Here's what he says about it in his latest newsletter:

I have now embarked on a new career as a lyricist, but not with any success. I won't go into the details - it is a very long story - but it started with me writing an article for the Guardian newspaper criticising Katie Melua's reference to the age of the universe in her song 'Nine Million Bicycles', and ended with Katie re-recording her record using my lyrics, which was then broadcast on Radio 4. The original article is contained on the website below and the broadcast can be heard at the second link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1581445,00.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/listenagain/ram/today1_melua_20051015.ram

The HIGNFY bit ended by suggesting that he also pointed out that it is NOT a long way to Tipperary and that, technically, Gloria Gaynor will NOT survive.

The programme is repeated tonight at 10pm on BBC2. I might tape it for class (it is a kind of prescriptivism, or 'verbal hygiene', after all).

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festive fifty

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Just received this email:

Dear All

I would be grateful if you would do two things for me to mark one John Peel’s passing:

As in the spirit of the original Festive Fifty, please send me your top three tracks (singles or LP tracks) in order 1 2 3. Please ensure you send both name of track as well as artist/group

Send this email to a bunch of people, asking them to send their top 3 to me at geoff.curran@btinternet.com by midnight 17th December

I will collate the answers and put out a definitive Festive Fifty at www.festivefifty.net on 24th December this year

I know this sounds a little…….but my love of music was fuelled by Peelie and having read the Mick Wall book, it brought it home how much he gave us and I would like to give a little back myself. If you think this is bollocks, then please do not reply but do me a favour, send it on as there are plenty of people who will not feel that way.

Cheers

Geoff

blogometer

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Well, this is officially post number 1,000 to this blog. Imagine if I used my powers for good!

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if I could just get to Sidcup...

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Guardian - Pinter wins nobel prize

Ignoring all the questions about prizes like this, other candidates, etc. etc. I'd say:

about time!

oliver twist

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It's OK. It's not amazing and not awful either. Good acting (especially Mark Strong as Toby Crackit), sets, scenery and photography. The main negative comments from our crowd were:

  1. not sure there was any need for a new version
  2. oliver's behaviour was a bit weird in the last scene
  3. the ending felt like something we needed to go through rather than something organic
  4. Kiloh preferred the musical version

We did Pride and Prejudice a couple of weeks ago. It was also not amazing, but I think it probably gets the vote over this from our crowd.

We couldn't resist the cake shop when we came out of the cinema. Ohna was embarrassed when she went to pay and found that they didn't take plastic.

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OK with my decay

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45 today and Grandaddy shuffled into my ears with this incredibly appropriate song:

I'm OK/With my decay/I have no choice/I have no voice/I have no say/In my decay/I have no choice/so I'll rejoice/

Ohna Apoa and Kiloh gave me an incredibly appropriate gift of a turntable so I can finally play all my 45s. Naturally, I'm hoping to get through 45 of them. I started by taking myself back once more to the 1980s in the Neill Lounge/Aitken Disco where Musical Youth were passing the dutchie to the totally wired fall and Robbie was breaking the DJ's lights dancing to Depeche Mode. Then I decided to let Kiloh break things up a bit with a choice of her own. She went straight for The American by Simple Minds leaving me straight back in the 80s and visions of young men in big coats.

I'll carry on my celebrations now by reading Steven Pinker and Ray Jackendoff to prepare for class this afternoon.

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congestion charging

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On my way to the tube station last night I was asked to stop by four young women who looked to be around 14 or so. They asked me for 50p 'congestion charge'. One of them put her hands on the front of my bike and tried to stop me carrying on. Blinking flip!

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knowns and unknowns

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One of the students brought in Donald Rumsfeld's famous 'rum remarks' about 'knowns and unknowns' today.

I think we decided that it was gobbledygook mainly because of the processing load and the fact that it was a tautology with no interesting effects that also failed to answer a direct question.

Funnily enough, we then looked at some 'unknown knowns', i.e. things about language that speakers know but don't know they know (like when to aspirate a /p/)

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'Judas!'

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This is very long, but I feel it needs to be passed on. Andrew Brown in The Guardian's Wrap:

The Wrap: A worm's eye view

03 October 2005

Andrew Brown on the lessons one ageing guitarist can learn from another

Last week was a pretty low point for British democracy: an 82-year-old man who had fled Hitler as a child was expelled from the Labour party conference for shouting "liar" at Jack Straw. When another delegate objected to this treatment, he was himself threatened with terrorism charges. You can blame this kind of behaviour on all sorts of nasty and authoritarian tendencies in Blair's government, but I think a fair part of the blame rests with Bob Dylan.

In the same week, the BBC showed Martin Scorsese's film about the singer, which culminates in footage of his famous British tour in 1965, when he was repeatedly booed for playing with electric instruments, and on one occasion taunted with a cry of "Judas". The story has been known to anyone literate in the last 20 years, because rock criticism seeps into the consciousness of anyone under the age of about 50 much as pesticides seep into the groundwater, and the story of Dylan and his electric instruments is one of its founding narratives. Here is the misunderstood genius making some of the greatest music of the 20th century, and being booed for it by a retarded English audience.

Obviously, this is how Mr Blair thinks of his own performances in front of the Labour party: these snivelling loser folkies with their horrible traditions just can't understand the excitement and power of his new songs. It's quite likely that in his Oxford days he even owned a bootleg of the concert. It's something that anyone who pretended to a serious interest in the subject had to do. Admittedly, the sound quality was pretty awful, but that hardly mattered: if you read Rolling Stone, or NME, you knew what to think and feel when you heard it.

The first crack in this story came towards the end of the 20th century, when the recordings of the tour were finally released officially, and on high quality CDs. One disc was acoustic, and the other - the famous one - was electric. You only had to hear them once to realise the folkies had been entirely right. The acoustic stuff was infinitely better. Although the electric songs would later be recorded beautifully in the studio, and the backing musicians would themselves go on to make some wonderful records, what they played on stage in Britain was mostly just raucous and soulless. No one then knew how to make electric instruments sound good outside the studio, as Dylan himself says in the Scorsese documentary. In the general atmosphere of grovelling reverence, no one points out that this means they did not in fact sound good.

However, you can hear, very clearly, Dylan's response when someone shouts out "Judas!" from the crowd. "I don't believe you," he says, and then, as if he'd hit on something really clever, "You're a liar!". Finally, he turns to the band and mutters something only audible on the official recording: "Play [gerund omitted] loud!"

Those three words hold the seeds of a radical inequality. No wonder idealistic folkies hated them. Once the man on stage has an amplifier, he cannot be shouted down. Even within the audience, the voices of the audience cannot be heard. It's quite impossible to attend a concert at normal, acceptable levels of amplification without some shield for the ears, usually made from drink and drugs.

But when you can't be heard three feet away, even wanting to heckle comes to seem a breach of the natural order. The audience's wordless belonging, crushed together beneath an avalanche of noise, can actually be a very great pleasure. But it's nothing like a reasoned or even democratic dialogue. No wonder politicians want to be the men on stage.

This isn't the only link between the decadence of our democracies and the flowering of Dylan's songs. I love Blonde on Blonde, and I love Highway 61. But it would take a very great fool (or a professor of English literature) to pretend that their lyrics are poetry, or even that they make much sense. What gives them their undeniable power is the impression of naked sincerity. They seem to be part of a conversation conducted in bed.

The voice that says "Up on Housing Project Hill, it's either fortune or fame/ you must pick one or the other, though neither of them are to be what they claim," carries such urgency that it takes years, even decades, before you notice that it's talking nonsense. Yet take away all the verbs, and these lyrics might come from any speech to any party conference.

Dylan is even responsible for the original of all the apologies supplied by modern politicians - what Tony Blair might say to the hecklers, and even the Iraqis: "I didn't mean to treat you so bad/ You shouldn't take it so personal/ I didn't mean, to make you so sad/ You just happened to be there, that's all."

It just doesn't sound so sincere without the arrangement.

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